小作文
xiǎo zuò wén
"Little essay" — a long, emotionally styled personal statement posted to social media to win an argument in public. The name is sarcastic: these posts are rarely little, and calling one a 小作文 signals you think it is composed rather than sincere.
Origin
Borrowed from the classroom, where 小作文 is the short-form composition set against the 大作文, the long one. The internet kept the school-exercise framing as an insult — the writer is doing an assignment, hitting the beats, working the grader. It hardened into fixed vocabulary across 2021, a year of celebrity disputes fought entirely through posted essays, and has since split into three specialised senses: the fandom 小作文 (a star posting reflections to boost a release), the grievance 小作文 (a breakup, a falling-out, an accusation), and the finance 小作文 — an anonymous rumour post written to move a stock price.
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Examples
又发小作文了。("Posted another little essay again.") — weary, and not a compliment.
这是小作文还是证据？("Is this a little essay or is it evidence?") — the standard reply, and the whole point of the word.
股吧又出小作文了。("Another little essay on the stock forum.") — the finance sense: treat it as a rumour, not news.
Related terms
哈基米
hā jī mǐ
A phonetic, essentially meaningless meme sound ('Hajimi') that can mean a cat (especially a cute orange one), cuteness or playful chaos, an all-purpose nonsense exclamation, or genuinely nothing — its power being that it doesn't insist on a meaning.
废话文学
fèi huà wén xué
'Nonsense literature' / 'empty-talk literature' — a style of online writing built from statements that are grammatically perfect and confident in tone but completely empty of information, looping back on themselves or stating the obvious as if revealing a deep truth.
YYDS (永远的神)
yǒng yuǎn de shén
GOAT (Greatest of All Time). Used to praise someone or something as the absolute best.
真香
zhēn xiāng
Smells good / So good — used when someone ends up loving something they previously said they'd never do.